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Categorie: Bancuri cu politisti
- Ce zice un politist cand cade in canal?
- Ce bine ca canalul asta n-are capac ca altfel imi cadea capacul in cap!
- Si ce zice cand iese si mai trece inca o data pe acolo si cade din nou?
- Vai, bine ca am iesit ca altfel cadeam peste mine!
Categorie: Bancuri cu moldoveni
Un om mergea cu trenul prin Moldova. Cu el in compartiment un moldovean. Se apropie de gara Oituz si omul nostru deschide fereastra sa vada gara. Moldoveanul din spate:
- Marasesti...
Omul nostru:
- Oituz!
Moldoveanul iara:
- Marasesti!
- Ba-i Oituz!
La care moldoveanul infuriat:
- Inchide ba giamul ca ma rasesti...
Categorie: Bancuri diverse
Bula a fost invitat de omologul sau sovietic, Bulaev. Ajuns la Moscova, Bulaev, gazda buna, il plimba prin oras sa-i arate frumusetile, il duce si in garsoniera lui, ii arata telefonul, ceasul, televizorul, mobila... Bula il intreaba cu ce se ocupa, ii raspunde ca e inginer constructor.
- Vezi podul acela peste Neva? Ei bine, eu l-am construit!
Bula il invita si el la Slatina, la el acasa, Bulaev vine, Bula ii arata orasul, apoi il cheama acasa la el, ii arata vila in care locuieste, interfonul de la poarta, scara interioara, combina muzicala, calculatorul, etc.
- Dar tu cu ce te ocupi, mai Bula?
- Vezi riul acela?
- Da, raspunde Bulaev.
- Ei bine, acolo a fost un pod...
Categorie: Bancuri cu Bula
Bula vroia sa se urce in avion cu un pui de gaina,mic,galben si piuitor,ca sa il aduca cadou lui Bulisor.
-Domnule ,zise stewardesa cea urita si batrina a Taromului,nu e voie cu
animale in avion!!!
Se intoarse Bula in aeroport,se duse la WC , puse puisorul in chiloti si urca liber in avion. Locul lui era linga o calugarita tinara si frumoasa.De atita uitat la bulanele ei,adormi Bula visind la ea. Deodata,puisorul iese din chilotii lu` Bula, scoate capul prin slitul pantalonilor si incepu sa piuie.
Calugarita speriata incepu sa-l zgiltie pe Bula:
-Scoala domnule,scoala repede...
Speriat,Bula tresarii uitindu-se in toate directiile:
-Ce e,unde,ce...ce s-antimplat!!????
Zise calugarita:
-Omule,nu am deloc experienta in problemele astea,dar am impresia ca vi
s-a spart un ou.....
Categorie: Bancuri cu soacre
De ce nu-i bine sa-ti bati soacra cu lopata?
Pentru ca-si face impresie proasta despre tine.
Categorie: Bancuri cu copii
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high
school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other
in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same
college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the
guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each
other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home,
and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he
emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn`t
take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to
win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this:
She took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend`s
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading,
`I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.`
Well, needless to say, this guy was broken but, even more so, he was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following,
`Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!
I`m getting pretty desperate!` and mailed the picture to her parents.
Categorie: Bancuri cu politicieni
- Sa ridicam economia tarii de doua ori! - a spus Presedintele.
- Nici o problema, - a spus Premierul, - daca inmultim zero cu doi...